The No-B*lls Prize

Fred Douglass · #1 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 07:03 AM

Boyoboy, my admiration for the Nobel Peath Prize Kommitee has just redoubled. They've given His Fraudulency, Al "The Big Bore" Gore(d) the Prize. This, even after a gang o' scientists at MIT pointed out, with reams of data, that Globaloney Warming was 99% Natural, due to Sun-to-Earth orbit, etc. One of the bits of data they pointed out was evidence of milder temperatures in northern latitudes, including farms, formerly under the ice in Greenland.

All goes to show you that we humans couldn't get more stupid or gullible unless we speciated! Wait'll we get Billary as Chief Exec! Maybe Alec Baldwin will move back to the US! (What? He never left?) Kroikeys!

Ar-ar-ar-ar-oooooooooooooogle....

PS---Jathink they'll draft Big Al now? Now THAT'd be cool!

Ron61 · #2 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 07:19 AM

Freddie,

I just watched him on a news interview and he really had a hard time trying to come across as humble. Must be great. First he invented the Internet and now he has notified the world of global warming.

Ron

Roscoe · #3 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 07:20 AM

But it's for the CHILDREN!

wtm442 · #4 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 07:26 AM

Just watching FoxNews and they listed eleven major errors in his movie, An Inconclusive Lie, or A Concurrent Truth or whatever crap he slapped together.

Maybe he should partner up with that other fat POS movie maker.

427 S/O · #5 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 07:37 AM

Exactly Warren...If Bonds record has an *, then Al's prize should have a disclaimer...

Art Burtt · #6 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 07:43 AM

Invent the internet,win the presidency,(but don't serve),win a Gnobel Peese Prize, what's next? His acension to saint hood?? Give me a break,this guy is a waste of skin!

Wes Tausend · #7 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 07:53 AM

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What we need is a "War Prize".

Not that people will forget this era.

Anybody catch the latest Ken Burns series, "The War", on PBS? I thought it was pretty good... sobering... but good. Ken Burns does nice work.

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trularin · #8 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 08:35 AM

So, who would get the WAR prise???

As if we didn't know.

will butterwort · #9 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 08:53 AM

that global warming is only occurring up here---antarctica is growing south of here, new zealand and australia have had the coldest winter in 30 years.No confidence in nobel stuff whatsoever---wouldn,t be surprised to see them award uncle Joe or adolf something or other as peacemakers. Will-alabama

Don · #10 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 09:02 AM

Needs to be confirmed, but mentioned on a local talk radio show. Al Gore's donation of his share of the prize money goes to the non-profit organization lead by his son, correct or ?

VRM · #11 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 09:13 AM

Al Gore is a politician and, like almost all politicians, uses lies, misdirection, and selective facts to further his agenda. Bush (both of them), Clinton (both of them) do exactly the same thing.

I'ts almost like those statements that Gore claimed that he invented the internet.
http://www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.asp

Steve

Ron61 · #12 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 09:33 AM

Will,

At one time Hitler, Stalin, and even Saddam was considered for the Nobel Prise. They had a show about that on TV last night.

Ron

J. T. Toad · #13 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 11:15 AM

Steve,
do you think you'll close this thread also?
Do you think snopes isn't biased?
"I took the initiative in creating the internet"
regardless of whether it was or wasn't a slip of the tongue, he fully was expounding on how great he was. He may think he deserves credit for masterminding a 'economic and legislative sense,' but the internet had already happened and would have happened with or without him.

To defend or support this evil man, is asinine.
http://www.ultimateglobalwarmingchallenge.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBCRStksqL0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUQAH...elated&search=

this one is the beauty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orfX_...elated&search=

honestly, I fear this guy. Forget the UN, with his following and 'success' he seems postured for a new world order.

J. T. Toad · #14 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 11:22 AM

oh wait....

THIS one is the one I was looking for.... I apologize, as there is so much information exposing Gore as a fraud, it is tough to weed through it all.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XDI2NVTYRXU

oh yeah, notice the timely manner of the UK courts?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2007/1...r_n_68157.html

there's a comment about someone's face... but it escapes me at the moment

J. T. Toad · #15 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 11:24 AM

thank you Steve for helping my post count, if it weren't for you, I probably wouldn't post that much.

ah frustrating 90 second delay.

xracerbob · #16 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 12:09 PM

I wish he would just go away. Unfortunately, this will keep him in our faces for many months to come...

VRM · #17 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 12:49 PM

JT,
Of course Gore is trying to make himself look great!! He is a politician, and that is how they get elected!

Sorry, I can't get to youtube at work - something about it not being work-related.

I'll try and look at those links this weekend.

I already read about the UK court decision on BBC the other day. I agree with it There is a lot of bogus science that he promotes as part of his environmental agenda. I do not defend any of that. It actually disgusts me.

However, I do believe in giving credit where credit is due.

Gores comments about the internet were a result of being asked why people should vote for him instead of his opponent. His opponent had very little interest in high tech issues (based on his voting record, anyway). Gore was talking about a lot of high-tech things back in the day that were pretty forward-looking. Even the guys who invented TCP/IP defended his contributions.
Would the internet have happened without him? Yep, but he did have a positive impact, and he was one of the first politicians to advocate for internet development.

Steve

bomelia · #18 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 01:24 PM

Sorry being so late to chime in. Been throwing up all morning. Still feeling queezy.

Its clear to me the Ignobel Peace commitee is trying to effect American politics. Carter, Now Gorible. Next, there gonna make him president of the world. Ever notice how its dumbocrats that get this prize? Gosh, this reminds me SO much of the "Left Behind" series. Perhaps Gorible IS the Anti Christ? !!!!! Pretty sure Bill Clinton is next... If three people EVER did more to NOT win this prize, I cannot name them.

I'll tell who phuking deserves it. Our American Military men and women. Thats who!!!

Someone needs to stick some of Alfred's special recipe up those commitee members' butts and light it.

Mike

uncltodd · #19 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 02:04 PM

I seem to remember from my history studies, something about "Dynamit Nobel."

What was that he invented, again???

bomelia · #20 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 02:46 PM

That's Alfred's special recipe!!

Seems after all the death and mayhem caused by his "invention" in WWI, he began to have regrets. In fact, someone accidently published his obit a wee bit prematurely, and he found out he was being remembered only as the creator of dynomite, and the subsequent loss of life due to it. So he had a change of heart...created the peace prize and endowed it with the profits of his invention. Thats right boys and girls, everytime someone gets blown up with some dynomite, a little "license" money gets added to the Peace foundation. Cool, huh? If Bush were not busy killing terrorists, Gore might not have won much. OK, thats a tad bit of an exageration.

In fact, if Gore/Clinton had done their job whilst in office, Bush might not have had to kill so many bad guys. Ok, hyperbole again.

Mike