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11-30-2007, 11:01 AM
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Join Date: Jun 1999
Location: Portsmouth,
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Cobra Make, Engine: Undecided, 289
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Gun Guys! If you need a good laugh today!
It's a long read, but highly entertaining. 
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/ |
11-30-2007, 11:40 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Shasta Lake,
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Jay,
That is well worth the time to read it. I also noticed that he promoted himself from Sargent to Lieutenant along the way. I was laughing so hard I had trouble reading the last parts. Why waste our military in Iraq, just send him over there to straighten things out.
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11-30-2007, 01:03 PM
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Join Date: Jun 1999
Location: Portsmouth,
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Now if I could just get ahold of one of those golf carts!   |
11-30-2007, 01:16 PM
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Get two and you could use larger missiles. Heck, go all the way and get a couple of Nukes. After all, malls are critical to our survival. I will give him credit for a wild imagination.
Ron
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11-30-2007, 01:57 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Devil's Backbone,RR 32,
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Cobra Make, Engine: Lone Star Classics #240,Candy Apple Red,Keith Craft 418w - 602 HP,584 TQ
Posts: 8,157
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You guys go ahead an laugh,I'm..err.. he is doing a thankless job for y'all.
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11-30-2007, 10:47 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Cobra Make, Engine: A CSX Cobra,1966 GT350 and an '06 Ford Heritage GT
Posts: 1,829
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The last post via 'SpecOps' has to be one of the best online fictions I have ever read! The whole line was fantastic, and I still laugh thinking about it. I'll never see a mall the same way again!
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12-01-2007, 01:56 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Montgomery,
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Cobra Make, Engine: CR 427 S/C, 351W, 5 Sp & KMP142 - 427 SO, 4 Spd
Posts: 2,212
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Next time I'm in a mall I'll have to keep a look out for these guys.
Why that's a form of security I never knew existed - no wonder the malls
are so safe. If it wasn't for them...
Glad I wasn't drinking anything while reading this - entertainment factor:
priceless!
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12-06-2007, 07:55 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Huntsville, AL,
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Cobra Make, Engine: 90% of a 428 friggin SCJ Engine!
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Was kind of wondering where these guys were when the crisis in Omaha erupted?
Mike
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12-06-2007, 09:35 AM
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When news first broke about this, I thought how ironic (I think thats the work I'm looking for) my post was.
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12-06-2007, 09:58 AM
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Cobra Make, Engine: CR 427 S/C, 351W, 5 Sp & KMP142 - 427 SO, 4 Spd
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Maybe they were them trying to prove their point!
This timely after that little saga. Who would have thunk?
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12-06-2007, 11:11 AM
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LMGDAO. How did I miss this before. I am damn near in tears here.
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12-06-2007, 11:21 AM
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The last post via 'SpecOps' has to be one of the best online fictions I have ever read! ( From 427Sharpe )
Well so much for their protecting all us Civies from all the unknown threats in the malls. I really liked the part about him needing back armor to protect his heart and other vital organs.
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12-06-2007, 11:48 AM
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Location: Huntsville, AL,
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Cobra Make, Engine: 90% of a 428 friggin SCJ Engine!
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I know a guy like this...kept reminding me the whole time. Its a "gaurd" that works the front door... I am on a military base.
Anyways, this guy prolly made it to E6, became unpromotable (prolly born that way) and got out. Became a security gaurd (no visible weaponry). But, if bad weather approaches, he comes in decked like a spec ops guy, fatigues, high leather boots, and all the rest of it. One day I brought a stick bug in and set it on the desk to show him and the other guards. Holy crap! You'd a thunk I brought a grenade in there with the pin pulled! I swear to you... had he had a gun, he would have used it... on me AND the stick bug.
If it were revealed that he and gecko were one in the same, I would NOT bat an eye.
Mike
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12-06-2007, 01:07 PM
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Location: Huntsville, AL,
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One more very odd fact (regarding yesterday).
Yesterday, Dec 5 was National Ninja Day! Seriously.
Mike
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