WEDDING - WEST VIRGINIA STYLE.....
It all started out with me pickin' up my blushin' bride in a limo down at the 7-Eleven when she got off work.
My pappy ran down to the Burger King to pick up the reception vittles.
All of our friends made it with only a few minor problems
I took my blushin bride to a place where she could get dressed up and all.
My bride was having problems with a worked up stomach, if you know what I mean, so we had the preacher meet us at the outhouse for the ceremony.
Afterward, Pappy took a picture of my bride by her new tractor.
It was a weddin' gift from our uncle.
Now that the ceremony was done, it was time to celebrate.
Granny had the cooler all stocked up with beer.
Bubba dragged out the grill.
Cousin Nester went to roastin' up some wieners.
Meanwhile, everyone enjoyed some yard games.
Some of the fellas went water skiing.
The Hatfield girls brought their guns, jest in case.
Of course, if there were any shotguns at the wedding, they were ready with the condom gown.
When all the fun was over, I took my bride to our honeymoon suite.
It even had air conditionin
and a flat screen TV.
After the honeymoon we loaded up and moved.
To our beautiful waterfront condo.
But eventually we will move into our penthouse condo.
Wedding - West Virginia Style
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