Your Patriotic Duty!

[Bugman]

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any
woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay
to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all
American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America.

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.

[tcrist]

Hay, I'm in on this one. Can we make it every saturday? I guess that is too much to ask.

[4RE KLR]

The news media tels us that we are infested with Muslim terrorist. We hear it all the time. They come into our country on a daily basis.

I think we should make this a 6:00PM - 7:00PM DAILY American ritual.

To further prevent intrusion we should post naked female border guards at all border crossings and all women stewardess' (sp) should be required to be nude as well.

[trularin]

You should all remember, "think about your wish before you make it, it just may come true."

[Ronbo]

I don't mind doing my duty, but if it means looking at my 70yr old nieghbor in the buff...

Can I keep my eyes closed until I finish the 6-pack?

[trularin]

She won't be 70 at the end of your 6 pack.