U.S. Open Golf Tournament

[Ron61]

Well yesterday I finished watching the longest golf tournament I have ever watched. Since I am a Tiger Woods fan I was happy about the outcome but don't much care for their play off rules. I like the sudden Death ones that they play on Sunday after the final round is over if anyone is tied. One of the Golf writers wrote that it was like playing three quarters of the Super Bowl on Sunday and then telling the players to go home for the night and come back Monday to play the final quarter.

Ron

[392cobra]

Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drives his new Buick Rendezvous into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is, "Top o' the morning to ya". As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those things my son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replied Tiger.
"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.
"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those fellas working at Buick think of everything!"