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[Buzz]

Thanks Ron!! I was trying to figure out how to check this thread without having to look at that g-dawful thing again.

Your true political self:
You are a

Social Liberal
(60% permissive)


and an...

Economic Conservative
(61% permissive)


You are best described as a:


Centrist
You exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and Wrong and believe in economic fairness.

Being a furriner relative to the test and answering as honestly as consciously possible, my results may have been slightly skewed to the right - for example, I couldn't honestly say that I agree that the life of one American is worth several of them furrin' people 'cuz that'd be me w're talking about! If I was an American, I sure would have answered in the affirmative.

Overall, I'm quite comfortable ending up as a centrist.

[cobra de capell]

Originally Posted by Buzz

Go bugger yourself. And quit posting pics of your relatives, buggerhead. Show some buggerin' respect.

Bugger off with yer moanin'. Besides, I'm bullet proof and not about to consider input from some buggerin' wanker community organizer that can't even post one sentence without having to edit it later.

[cobra de capell]

Originally Posted by computerworks

Mod note ...took out CDC's disgusting fat lady picture.

Now, that's prejudice against fat people. She’s no more horizontally challenge than several club members.

[Buzz]

Originally Posted by cobra de capell

Bugger off with yer moanin'. Besides, I'm bullet proof and not about to consider input from some buggerin' wanker community organizer that can't even post one sentence without having to edit it later.

I buggerin' well edited because I decided to be nice to you. Clearly you don't appreciate such a kind and generous gesture, you ungrateful tosser, so piss off!

[Jamo]

I'm bloody well loving this. You wankers are ok.

[cobra de capell]

The edit resulted in 'nice' in your mind, you buggerin' brokeback mountain cowboy?......based on that......

I cannot believe how incredibly buggerin’ you are. I mean rock-hard buggerin’. Dehydrated-rock-hard buggerin’. Buggerin’ so buggerin’ that it goes way beyond the buggerin’ we know into a whole different dimension of buggerin’. You are trans-buggerin’ buggerin’. Meta-buggerin’. Buggerin’ collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Buggerin’ gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity buggerin’. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury buggerin’. You emit more buggerin’ in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar buggerin’. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this buggerin’. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of buggerin’. Some pure essence of a buggerin’ so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of buggerin’ for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel.

[Jamo]

Now now now...maybe a little wanking might ease the inner pain.

[Buzz]

Wow - a buggerin' supernova!! I was wondering what was taking you so long. Now I see - you put some effort into that and the result was disappointingly mediocre, predictable and repetitive; but in all a commendable amount of work.

ROFLMFAO picturing you typing and retyping that for the better part of an hour to make sure it was perfect. After all, you couldn't very well come back and edit after your limp buggerin' attack on my other post.

Great buggerin' fun while it lasted, but I'm not big on internet relationships so you'll have to find someone else to slap you around, if that's what you enjoy, of course. Carry on by yourself, if you must, but I have lost interest. Buh-bye.

Edit: I see you did go back and edit your spelling boo boo after the fact. Somebody must've told you its m-i-n-d not m-i-n-e, you silly blinkin' tallywhacker!

[Buzz]

Originally Posted by Jamo

Now now now...maybe a little wanking might ease the inner pain.

LOL! Jamo - no pain, no gain!

Don't be too hard on CDC. He's just hurtin' a bit because 'werks threw out the picture of his mama.

[cobra de capell]

Originally Posted by Buzz

Wow - a buggerin' supernova!! I was wondering what was taking you so long. Now I see - you put some effort into that and the result was disappointingly mediocre, predictable and repetitive; but in all a commendable amount of work.

ROFLMFAO picturing you typing and retyping that for the better part of an hour to make sure it was perfect. After all, you couldn't very well come back and edit after your limp buggerin' attack on my other post.

Great buggerin' fun while it lasted, but I'm not big on internet relationships so you'll have to find someone else to slap you around, if that's what you enjoy, of course. Carry on by yourself, if you must, but I have lost interest. Buh-bye.

Edit: I see you did go back and edit your spelling boo boo after the fact. Somebody must've told you its m-i-n-d not m-i-n-e, you silly blinkin' tallywhacker!

You HUGE buggerin' Buzzard - When You Earnestly Believe You Can Compensate For A Lack Of Skill By Doubling Your Efforts, There's No End To What You Can't Do.

Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

[Jamo]

Well now that the two of you have engaged in exhausting dick wagging swordplay, let's all settle down and day dream a bit.

If you could bugger any of the candidates or their spouses, who would it be?

[cobra de capell]

Buzz - I just know that he would pick Michelle and, of course, you and I would go for Sara.

[Jamo]

Not necessarily...I'd love to bugger Obama before he buggers me.

[cobra de capell]

Jamo, now that's disgusting! On the other hand, there are stories on the web that BO would be receptive to your amorous needs. I say, go for it.

[Richard Hudgins]

They have the best campaign poster I have ever seen. MODERATOR WARNING...NUDITY!!!! REALLY NICE NUDITY! DO NOT USE THE LINK IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY LUSCIOUS NUDITY.

You know you want to Vote for these Republicans

[GlynMeek]

As a former Englishman, and much as I admire the use of my native tongue's universal word bugger, I think we've chosen the WRONG ONE to replace the ubiquitous "F word"!!!

"Bugger" (actually, it was originally a noun, not a verb, but has since become both) is defined loosely (no pun intended... ) as "he who engages in sodomy".

If we are looking for a replacement for "f...off", then "bugger off" is an appropriate replacement for the expression, but if we are looking to replace "f..." across the board, then the verb "to shag" is an EXACT replacement for the verb "to f...".

I guess no-one told Austin Powers that, but there you have it.

So, Jamo, what do you think...can we use "shag"?

Glyn

[Buzz]

If I had to do one of them, I would probably go for Sarah. She was definitely a hottie in her day - I'm just not sure what shape the ol' chassis might be in after all the wear and tear, though. Sorry, but Michelle just doesn't do it for me. I don't think she's awful or particularly ugly - just not shaggable, I guess.
CDC - quit yer fibbin' - we all know you're hot for McCain and that's just disgusting. Poor old guy. Hasn't he already been through enough?!
You ought to be ashamed, you filthy bollockin' basturd!

(I know I said I was done with this crap, but I had a bit of a lapse when he continued with his yapping. Done now for sure.)

[Jamo]

Glyn...being a Middle Eastern (sort of), bugger suits me just fine. Those that want to shag...feel free to shag.

[wtm442]

Originally Posted by Jamo

If you could bugger any of the candidates or their spouses, who would it be?

Fred Thompson's wife ,,, that lucky ba$turd

http://constitutionclub.wordpress.co...ife-jeri-kehn/

[VRM]

Well, I'd shag Thompsons wife as well, but I think she would just rather I sod off...