It's 2am, the fear is gone, the guns still warm...........

EarlsflyinCobra · #1 (**permalink**) 10-19-2008, 01:37 AM

Actually its 3am but I like the song and lyrics from the song Twilight Zone so thought I would borrow thme............

My question is this...........................

When leaving a bar and your obviously toasted "WHY" do you insist on shaking hands with the "POLICE OFFICER" standing by the front door????

1. Your just a warm and friendly guy.........

2. You think by shaking the officers hand he won't think your as drunk as you really are............

3. You think by shaking the officers hand you will bond with him and then have a friend if you should get arrested for being overly intoxicated......

4. You just want to "ANNOY the HELL" out of the officer..........

5. You want to "IMPRESS" all of your friends, specially the "FEMALE" type, by showing that even though your "DRUNK" the officer will be friendly to you....

NeoConMan · #2 (**permalink**) 10-19-2008, 02:04 AM

My Daddy told me when I wuz a young 'un...
He said "Boy, ain't nothin' out there but trouble after midnight."

Damned if he wasn't right.

Wee hours + alcohol = $$$$$

Ron61 · #3 (**permalink**) 10-19-2008, 02:42 AM

Earl,

You needed to add number 6.

6: stupidity.

Ron

wtm442 · #4 (**permalink**) 10-19-2008, 05:40 AM

#7 - you grab his hand so you won't fall down on the way out of the door.

#8 - you have a joy buzzer in your palm and you think it will be great fun to scare the cop.

FWB · #5 (**permalink**) 10-20-2008, 10:50 AM

#9 if you grab his hand he can't draw his weapon

terry251 · #6 (**permalink**) 10-20-2008, 09:10 PM

It ain't the one by the door you need to impress; it's the one across the street from the parking lot watching you slosh your way across the asphalt; try your door key 4 times, slam your foot in the door; switch between reverse and forward 5 times; try to find the parking brake 6 times; headlights, parking lights, high beams, low beams, parking lights, etc...; drive over the curb instead of the driveway; head the wrong way on a one way street; reverse into the parking lot to correct all the above; back onto the street; act shocked when the overhead red and blue lights come on; lock/unlock the door a half dozen times trying to find the window switch; get pissed off because the officer asks you if you've been drinking tonight. It's all down hill from there...especially because the first cover officer available is the one working off-duty at the front door. You remember him of course; you just shook hands with him!

Terry

EarlsflyinCobra · #7 (**permalink**) 10-20-2008, 09:24 PM

LOL.......

.........all GOOD answers.....

........just couldn't resist...

...I was the OFFICER working the bar detail Saturday night, had my hand shook a Gazillion times, and after 32+ years of law enforcement that "QUESTION"

still weighs on my mind....I guess cause it was Saturday night of Biketoberfest it was prime time for it....LOL

I also had to literally PRY a drunk foriegner's FEMALE'S arms from around my partners neck as she was soooooooooooo wasted she wanted him to TAKE HER HOME..........

........I could see that going "HORRIBLY WRONG"