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Old 08-10-2009, 10:50 PM
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An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to
get him to the Emergency Room.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared, still
wearing his scrubs and a long face.

Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."

"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock,

"We've never had a Democrat in the family before!!"
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Old 08-11-2009, 06:32 AM
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Good one Gordon.

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Old 08-11-2009, 10:58 AM
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Okay...that was funny.

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Was his name Ted?
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