08-10-2009, 10:50 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Bakersfield,Ca USA,
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Poor Guy
An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to
get him to the Emergency Room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared, still
wearing his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."
"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock,
"We've never had a Democrat in the family before!!"
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If you can't afford what you want to buy, pick up a book and learn how to make it.
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