The Infamous Cobra Condom

[Dan Semko]

Tired of getting caught in the rain with your pants down?
I have one new, never used, infamous cobra condom that was available 2 years ago on ebay. The cover is made of transparent vinyl similar to a shower curtain and can easily be stored, compactly in the trunk for emergency rain situations. Guaranteed to keep your car protected from communicable sexually transmitted diseases however NOT guaranteed to cure the infamous cobra drip.

$100 plus $10 shipping and handling.

[Lowell W]

What's the serial #?


Or haven't you unrolled it that far?

[Chaplin]

I'd ask you to post a pic, but I'm afraid

[STCinc]

Got pictures??

[Dan Semko]

I learned something new today. While attempting to apply the cobra condom over the cobra to take a requested photo, the center section tore while sliding over the hood latches. Not unlike the wallet condom, the cobra condom had become brittle with heat exposure and time while secured in the trunk. Fortunately no pregnancies or communicable diseases resulted from this tragic accident....more importantly, no one purchased it and discovered this when it was a monsoon. (or had to join the Navy quickly)

I wonder if they come prelubricated?