Shelby sues Brent Fenimore

[thorconstr]

Jamo, Does the following apply to other branches of law practice?


A father walks into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is
holding a nickel. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in
the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickel and
starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in
a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee.

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee
cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter,
gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book
store.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes
hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently
at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
violently and coughs up the nickel, which the woman deftly catches in
her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel
to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without
saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects,
the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,

"I have never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.
Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replies. "A Divorce attorney."

[TerrysSPF]

I can't think of 2 other people (CS and Brent F.) that I would rather see go after eachother. -It was ment to be.

I'm still waiting for the day when things go bad between Superformance and 'Ol Shel. You just KNOW it's going to happen; it's not a matter of "if", it's a matter of "when".
I'm sure CS bashing Peter Brock didn't help the relationship any. -Does he even "think" before opening his mouth anymore?

Yep................this couldn't have happened to 2 better people (CS & Brent).

-Just hope Jimmy Price is watching and holding onto his wallet.

[1ntCobra]

Originally Posted by fecarman

I think Shelby should have gotten a brain transplant instead of a heart transplant. I wonder if he will live long enough to get into litigation with Ford Motor over the current Shelby Mustang.

Back in the 80's, Ford built a GT350 model Mustang and Shelby sued them for that. Of course there was no business relationship between Ford and Shelby back then.

[rdorman]

Oh the irony in it all....

[Excaliber]

As I recall Computerworks pointed out in a thread that Shelby had sued himself at some point as well. One corporate entity suing another I believe it was.