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07-24-2011, 01:50 PM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Carrollton,
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Cobra Make, Engine: FFR DAYTONA COUPE 302 COBRA FE STOCK
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Car vs. Wife
This is just too funny not to share...
Chevrolet : Camaro | eBay
Enjoy
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FFR Daytona, 2010 Corvette ZR1, '12 F-250 Turbo-diesel,
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest!" Mark Twain
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07-24-2011, 02:16 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: West Bend,WI,
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Cobra Make, Engine: Holliday Motorsport/396 GM / 4 speed / Jag rearend
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I feel sorry for him if his wife sees that add.
It is funny.
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07-24-2011, 02:24 PM
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Location: Tucson,
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Hahaha!
Larry
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07-24-2011, 02:50 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Cobra Make, Engine: CR 347 ford
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wife
How does it always come to this? Why does that enchanting creature that had you walking on air 10-20 years ago,turn into a soul-sucking harpy!
Most of us men are like happy go lucky dogs(are needs are simple) machines,boobs,football,and alcohol,and a place to enjoy these activities with our fellow pack of curs.
Women,have this need to strip us of joy,and turn us into lawnmowing,living room painting,go to the couch sleeping zombies.
I personally,have escaped the clutches of two of the succubuses,and live a joy fullfilled life of carbon monoxied,gun shooting,espn watching,sleazoid loving,scotch drinking,buy what i want,go where i w
ant nirvana. Recently,a friend of mine lost everything but his practice,to his exwife. To console him,we went to dinner at popular resturant often freqeunted by the divorcee set.I made a comennt about some women,that she was really attractive, His reply was "No matter how good looking they are,they are some other poor bastards nitemare"
Need i say more
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07-24-2011, 04:49 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Hayesville,
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Cobra Make, Engine: Backdraft #1058
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Lmao!
 I can not stop laughing...this guy is truly bitter...and funny as hell....even my wife laughed....well for a while , then I got "that's Enough" treatment...this is classic!  |
07-24-2011, 07:14 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Cobra Make, Engine: A&C Cobra, 521 CU BBF, Holley ProJection, T56 Magnum, 3.5:1 TruTrac 9-inch
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that took some thought!
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07-24-2011, 07:49 PM
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Stolen Avitar
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Brunswick,
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Cobra Make, Engine: BDR 1311 428PI
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sspano01
that took some thought!
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07-24-2011, 08:03 PM
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Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: TACOMA,
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Cobra Make, Engine: Everett Morrision FE 427 so 2-4s
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Why are divorces so expensive?
Because they're worth it.
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07-24-2011, 08:20 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Lantana,
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Cobra Make, Engine: Just dreaming at this point
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This reminds me of something someone sent to me last week:
A Male Fairy Tale..............
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?”
The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and
fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age
and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan and never heard *****ing and
never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his
house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous
farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and
family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the
bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end.
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07-24-2011, 08:40 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Sun City West,,
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Cobra Make, Engine: SPF2984 MK111, Roush 511 IR FE 8 Stack, Dynoed: [flywheel] 572HP at 6000 , 556# Torque at 4700, Bowler 4R70W Auto Transmision. Tires: Mickey T's S/R 26.0x10.0x15.0 F ,26.0x12.0x15.0 R Color, Bleck, because they told me it was Bleck, at the factory.
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My friend experienced the joys of divorce three times.....
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Originally Posted by Michael C Henry
Why are divorces so expensive?
Because they're worth it.
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.....and went from living in a huge five bedroom house on an acre of land with three high end cars, a large bank account and country club golf membership to living in a small trailer and uses his friends back yard as a place to park it. He drives a used truck.. The alimony and child support have sucked him dry. I advised him, come to China or almost anywhere in Asia, let the alimony and child support lapse, have your choice of beautiful women and live life well,with no regrets. The life of an expat has its upsides to be sure. tin-man
Moral to the story, you only live once so why suffer. Expats can live a very satisfying life in Thailand and elsewhere, on social security alone and if you have skill sets in demand, you can live like a king. go figure.
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07-24-2011, 08:42 PM
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Cobra Make, Engine: CR 347 ford
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the web "they" weave
I am not bitter,just reflective,and happy as hell now! That fairy tale is true! What is wrong with tits,engines,two wheels and a chain,firecrackers in the fireplace,and drunk chicks(finally women i can talk to.)
Save yourselves dudes,give all your money before they take your balls.
Tell me if i am not correct about this one," Your at a party,you are their with the "little woman",and all your pals are too.You and all your pals are talking about whatever,the women are roosted on the deck,and in walks somebodys recently divorced sister in law,and she is stacked and skinny,and looks like a porn star and she is all by herself"! see how long you are on your lonesome my brothers,those banshees will come off that deck,grab yor arms,and sit on you like Horton hears a who.Then the incessant cackling will begin,the caracter assasination,and just calling the poor chick a whore. Am i not right? Do not let your wives read this,sooner or later you will lose some privalige over it. And tell them ,yeah i"m a bad speller,but i do this to drive them nuts.
Why did God give women pubic hair?
To hide the hook!
The moral of the story:::::Me and the sister in law woke up naked on my balcony.
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07-24-2011, 08:43 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Sun City West,,
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Cobra Make, Engine: SPF2984 MK111, Roush 511 IR FE 8 Stack, Dynoed: [flywheel] 572HP at 6000 , 556# Torque at 4700, Bowler 4R70W Auto Transmision. Tires: Mickey T's S/R 26.0x10.0x15.0 F ,26.0x12.0x15.0 R Color, Bleck, because they told me it was Bleck, at the factory.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by slider701
This reminds me of something someone sent to me last week:
A Male Fairy Tale..............
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?”
The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and
fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age
and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan and never heard *****ing and
never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his
house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous
farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and
family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the
bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end.
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not a fairy tale, the guy was an expat living in Asia. tin-man
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07-24-2011, 08:59 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Sun City West,,
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Cobra Make, Engine: SPF2984 MK111, Roush 511 IR FE 8 Stack, Dynoed: [flywheel] 572HP at 6000 , 556# Torque at 4700, Bowler 4R70W Auto Transmision. Tires: Mickey T's S/R 26.0x10.0x15.0 F ,26.0x12.0x15.0 R Color, Bleck, because they told me it was Bleck, at the factory.
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[quote=jagrolet;1142401]
Why did God give women pubic hair?
To hide the hook!
This has got to be one of the truest statements I have ever read, absolutely hilarious and soooooo true. 
I wonder how many guys have the scars to prove it?  .
Answer: every single p***y whippend yes dear husband walkin' the planet.
jagrolet you da man..........LMAO . tin-man
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07-25-2011, 10:50 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Heath,
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Cobra Make, Engine: SPF #968 / Genesis 427 Aluminum S/O
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07-25-2011, 11:38 AM
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Location: Rancho Cucamonga,
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LOL
And the funny part is that they would rather live in a cardboard box under a freeway, than stay with the EX.
Luvda,
Lucky man
Most of us not so much....
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07-25-2011, 12:36 PM
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Wow! Y'all are killing me!!
Blessed with 20 years on the marriage odometer and nowhere CLOSE to the dead end this guy has reached.
Ouch!
Paul
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Reason: tone of voice
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07-25-2011, 12:47 PM
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All you have to do is read their replies and you can tell why they are divorced. I know, I'm just another b****, but it was my idea to buy the car and if we got divorced, he could have the house.
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07-25-2011, 01:13 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Grapevine,
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Cobra Make, Engine: Former Owner/Builder of KMP142 427 Sideoiler, Tunnel Wedge, Aluminum heads, etc.
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I think I did it right...just took me two tries!! 
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07-25-2011, 01:48 PM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Montgomery,
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Cobra Make, Engine: CR 427 S/C, 351W, 5 Sp & KMP142 - 427 SO, 4 Spd
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Aloha Bud Man!
I avoided marriage until I was in my early 30's but got lucky on the first try -
coming up on 36 years - and she love s riding in #142!
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07-25-2011, 02:01 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Grapevine,
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Cobra Make, Engine: Former Owner/Builder of KMP142 427 Sideoiler, Tunnel Wedge, Aluminum heads, etc.
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Aloha to you too!It's good to hear from you and to know you, your lovely bride and the "bare naked lady" are doing well! My best buddy Ray said he ran into you some months back, and that all is good! I guess I built her right!
May get back into the hobby soon...never can tell. Ciao for now!
Bud
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