04-08-2002, 04:56 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Santa Clara, CA,
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Greetings from Calif....................
Was sent this joke today and thought the Texan contingency would enjoy this one. Have a good day.
John
A Texan buys a round of drinks for all the folks in a bar after
announcing that his wife has just produced a "typical" Texas baby
boy weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations are showered upon him from
all around, and exclamations of "WOW!" fill the air.
A woman faints nearby from sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, the Texan returns to the bar. The bartender
asks, "Say, aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25
pounds at birth? "Yep,
"Well, how much does he weigh now?" "Seventeen pounds," answers the proud father.
"Seventeen pounds?" says the puzzled bartender. "What
happened? He weighed 25 pounds at birth."
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his Lone Star beer,
wipes his mouth on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and with
his southern accent and deep voice says, "Had him circumcised."
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