Flesher, Elected

[ERA600hp]

Since Mr. Flesher was not at our monthly meeting he was elected as our Dallas Representative, to The Texas Cobra Club!

From what I've been able to learn from my loyal Guards is that The Former President Mr. Clinton doesn't have anything on Mr. Flesher, as far as being TEFLON COATED!

I guess, I'd be safe in saying that we've got a TRICKY Dick in the Club!!

The Royal Rhubarb

[SilverCobra]

Wow!! This is my greatest honor since I was elected Captain of the Crossing Guards when I was in the 6th grade. What does this job pay??

[Boudy]

Well Dick, funny you should ask. The job has just been re-evauluated and reclassified to Sr. Rep Level III. The new pay scale will be implemented and should be reflected on the next payroll check you receive from TCC - Dallas Division. My best estimate is that it should be about a 50% increase over the last payroll check you received from the TCC - Dallas Division. If you have any problems, please contact the Payroll Dept. of the TCC - Dallas Division. Results from the Payroll Dept inquiry will be documeted when you complete the TCC - Dallas Division Payroll Complaint form located in the back of your TCC Equal Employment Oppourtunities Manual. Said form will then be carfully folded and wrapped around the lower half of a brown 12 oz container of Complaint Resolution Fluid which is openly promoted by the TCC and cleverly marketed under some odd sounding name like, "Budweiser."

I hope this has served to clear some of the gross confusion embedded deap within your concerns about our payroll practices.

If not, consume more of the Complaint Resolution Fluid aquired from our Human Resources Dept located at the corner of Seven/Eleven.

Boudy