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Old 08-01-2003, 02:41 PM
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Default Joke - Harley Davidson meets God

An engineer of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle
> corporation died and went to heaven.
>
> At the gates, St. Peter told him,"Since you've been
> such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the
> world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone
> you want in Heaven".
>
> The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then
> said, "I want to hangout with God."
>
> St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and introduced
> him to God.
>
> He then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of
> woman?" !
>
> God said, "Ah, yes."
>
> "Well," said! the engineer, "professional to>
> professional, you have some major design flaws in your
> invention:
> 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
> protrusion.
> 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
> 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble> too
> much.
> 4. The intake is placed way too close to the>
> exhaust.
> 5. Finally, the maintenance costs are outrageous."
>
> "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there,">
> replied God, "Hold on."
>
> God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in> a
> few words and waited for the results. The computer>
> printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
>
> "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,"
> God said to the engineer, "but according to these
> numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
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