Casaleenie,
You notice the guys that responded are not technically from
Chicago. They are suburbanites.
I actually live in Chicago, about 2 miles west of Wrigley field.
To answer your question
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU GUYS DRIVE THOSE LITTLE COBRAS AROUND IN THIS TOWN????????"
Never in some mess like cubs traffic.
But what really scares the HELL OUT OF ME is a saturday drive
near a suburban mall or shopping strip.
Huge mother honking SUVS with a mom on the cell phone,
going too fast, not paying attention, sipping on hot Starbucks,
and yelling at the kids!!!
So I have to give my suburbanite cobra driving buddies
a lot of credit for driving around out that way.
Or maybe the just use the backroads?