Thanks to the doctors! - Page 2

got snake? · #21 (**permalink**) 10-26-2006, 07:35 AM

Wolf,
I'll be at your house Saturday if that is going to be the day we are putting that "SAPC" back together. I expect your daughter to be an indian wedding dress ready for her groom. I'll be riding in on a donkey instead of a white horse since my family is poor. My father expects 2 acres of land and some chickens as a dowry.

sid

Badman · #22 (**permalink**) 10-26-2006, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by got snake?

Wolf,
I expect your daughter to be an indian wedding dress ready for her groom. I'll be riding in on a donkey instead of a white horse since my family is poor. My father expects 2 acres of land and some chickens as a dowry.

sid

Sid,

I don't know what you're smoking, but I strongly suggest you quit or at least decrease the amount before completely frying your few remaining brain cells.

Blas · #23 (**permalink**) 10-26-2006, 08:05 AM

Now there's a Kodak moment if there ever was one......

RichMusson · #24 (**permalink**) 10-26-2006, 12:34 PM

Frank
Are you sure that is what you want to suggest ?????
Maybe you what to reconsider........
Maybe you could suggest he share whatever it is that he has been smoking??
Just a thought !!

Rich

red · #25 (**permalink**) 10-26-2006, 03:32 PM

Sid
Don't listen to Frank ! Whatever it is that you are smoking, bring it to Wolfie's and we'll have to check it out....for safety purposes only.

Wolfie · #26 (**permalink**) 10-26-2006, 03:34 PM

I'm happy to say, the replacement part is in my possession ready for install.
If anybody wants to stop by on saturday ,its "ok" with me, just keep in mind that my garage is not heated (which a few members complained about) but I can tell some sleezy storys which could make you guys HOT!!!! Or I could burn some old asbestos and drywall to keep you warm, or we could start up the car and warm up on the pipes, or we could huddle and cuddle, but only if it gets too cold.

Private message for Sid.

Sid She will NOT be in an Indian wedding dress as the wedding would have to be a traditional German style wedding. I would expect her to wear her Pauly-Girl outfit and you to wear your lederpantyhosen shorts with the classic moose suspenders and the Bavarian cap with the feathers.
And don't even think about riding in on a donkey! If you can't get a camel (with two humps not one) at least arrive on a llama or elpaka or a dolphin don't bother showing up at all..
As far as the dowery goes,,,,,,,,about as close as your dad is going to get to two acres from me is if I pinch twice in the armpits (ouch!!!!!! that hurts)
And the chickens you can forget about them too. I had to buy Chris's inlaws two Purdue chickens before they let him marry Toni. So NO MORE CHICKENS!!!

Maybe I should get together with your parents to straighten them out.
Maybe I should ask my daughter what she thinks about all this.
Maybe I should stop now and take my medication and take a nap.
OOOPS! here comes Mary gotta go!!!!!!

Honey have you seen my glasses?

Badman · #27 (**permalink**) 10-26-2006, 05:37 PM

Wolfie,

What time would you like me to drop on by and help with the install?

Rich and Red,

I don't smoke, chew, inhale, ingest, etc. But I've been known to have a few Heinekens, a glass or two of a good red wine, Absolut vodka, and enjoy sipping Patron tequila with my friends. Those are sufficient vices for one person.

mdmull · #28 (**permalink**) 10-26-2006, 06:33 PM

I'm bringin' a BFH, & A big pry bar this time. If the insertion is half as tough as the withdrawal, we're gonna need them.

Michael

mdmull · #29 (**permalink**) 10-26-2006, 06:36 PM

Hey Sid, almost forgot - My daughter comes with a significant dowery, er, baggage. anyway how many chickens will it take? I've got some chicken money.

Lowell W · #30 (**permalink**) 10-26-2006, 07:14 PM

Sorry, I have a prior commitment for Saturday.

I wouldn't encourage Sid with all this talk about chickens. I don't know what he has in mind, exactly, but Sid did tell me the difference between "sensuous" and "kinky": "Sensuous" is when you use a feather; "kinky" is when you use the whole damn chicken...

Uh-uh...no donkeys, either.

Mike and Wolfie, I don't think you want your daughters anywhere near that guy...

Sid, Maybe you and Dr. Don should try trolling through Algonquin.

Marty must have his number at the lake house!

Lowell

RichMusson · #31 (**permalink**) 10-27-2006, 07:16 AM

Guys,
I would love to make it; but, you know I am wipped. So, would someone ask Judy if it is okay?
Please,

Rich

got snake? · #32 (**permalink**) 10-27-2006, 07:31 AM

Wolfie what time?

sid

mdmull · #33 (**permalink**) 10-27-2006, 08:08 AM

Judy, is it OK for Ricky to come out & play with us on Saturday morning?

jeffko · #34 (**permalink**) 10-27-2006, 12:05 PM

Wolfie, I would love to help but I'm working.

Sid, Mike has a few extra horses you could use so put the squeeze on him and forget the chickens. Lowell told me you are way past chickens now.

Mike, The insertion is always harder than the withdrawl so you will definetly need the BFH. Considering the size of Wolfie's rearend you may need a little lubricant also.

And you all better get there before Marty and Frank.

CHRIS DAMSCH · #35 (**permalink**) 10-27-2006, 05:16 PM

I' m always up for a large insertion party!!! Are we all going to try to get it in at once or are we going to take turns? I'm not going to get sloppy seconds or thirds or 105ths again...

What time are we all going? How about 8:30 or 9:00am since Wolfie is at Sams Club buying a 55 gallon drum on K Y and can't answer.

Al, can you bring your big socket wrench and milled down socket if you can make it?

P.S. I though I saw Sid with goats, Not donkeys or chickens.

Wolfie · #36 (**permalink**) 10-27-2006, 05:37 PM

Hey guys thanks for all the positive energy, I need a little time to get the garage reorganized before you come over. How about anytime at all, maybe around 9ish or alittle before or after or if you want you could come over now and pull an all nighter, but you will have to do that without me 'cause I don't do those kind of things. Mary picked up brats-n-dogs-n-beer-n-sausage-n-pornos

-n-icecream-n-chips-n-salsa-n-oil-n-sodapops-n-thats all.
It's suppose to be pretty nice out if you all wanna stay afterwards we can make a nice fire outside or inside and smoke out the neighbors. May we can set Sid on fire to see if he is as hot as he makes himself out to be. I mean if he thinks hes good enough for my daughter , he needs to prove to me that he is, hot, hot hoooooot!!!!!

P.S. to Jeff; please lets not introduce Sid to horses as that would mean the need of a crate. Sid,,, stick with the compact chickens.

P.S. to Rich: Rich there is an "h" in "pw" and then,,, oh! please Judy, Judy, Judy can you let Richie come out to play. I really need his help on my poor old car. He had a very rough week at work. He never went out for lunch this past week. He came straight home after work every night, (except monday and thursday)He ate bologna and jelly sandwhiches all week, and really needs to bond with some of his manley friends (Wolf).
Oh yea Rich, don't forget that I still have an electrical problem with my alternator, if you have some type of a meter to check the system your presence would become mandatory,,,sorry.

Wolfie · #37 (**permalink**) 10-27-2006, 05:41 PM

Oh yea I almost forgot, I want to thank all of our Kentucky Cobra Club pals for their offer to help with tommorrows install.
Thanks guys, be here around 9 a.m.

ALSNAKE · #38 (**permalink**) 10-27-2006, 08:45 PM

I will be their --- with wrenches pry bars and the "socket"
Al

ALSNAKE · #39 (**permalink**) 10-27-2006, 08:47 PM

Wolfie maybe the boys will be with tooo ---lawn need mowing?
Al-----Chris And Billy

Blas · #40 (**permalink**) 10-28-2006, 05:20 AM

So, Did you get it back on the street Wolfie?