Mysterious Break-in

[mdmull]

Wondering if any of you guys have any information in regards to a break-in at my shop sometime over the weekend. There is a reward offered for any information leading to the identity of the person or persons that trespassed, entered my shop and left without apparently taking anything, although the beer inventory has not been updated. Some of the clues that were left, which I have discovered after honing my skills watching CSI (all versions), include a mysterious cell call to one of my agents on Saturday, and a clock hanging on the wall with a picture of my car on the face. The clock is being tested for DNA (ick), fingerprints, & beer residue. I believe that Jerry's satellites may have tracked the offender/offenders as they have had a surveillance order on some of the suspicious characters in this club for some time.
All can look forward to this happening to you as the clock is very nice.

Michael

[Jerry Clayton]

I don't have any clues and I missed the video conference intellegence briefing this morning( I do fear that some of the paths of the birds have been shifted to more adequetly cover the flight path of Air Force One)

But Corey does have some of the Cobra Clocks like the one we rafflled at the picnic for sale for Christmas, also some other hot cars also.( the xx version has a video camera with a sat uplink capability

Jerry

[RedSnake351]

Originally Posted by mdmull

Wondering if any of you guys have any information in regards to a break-in at my shop sometime over ...
Michael

(read this in Wolfie's accent) Vee don know nossing, yu kannt maak us tawk no matta wot U do wit dose battery kables on our gentiles!
Und nex teim put a plastik baggy on the speedometer kable on se kar on se hoist so it don drip on de hood of der Kobra unter it! JEEZ!

Vee R sinking, vee R sinking! Vont to no vot vee R sinking about? Vee R sinking U ver heiding von us!
tic-toc dale und his dreiver crash

[snake oil]

Mysterious break-in , strange clocks, what else is going on in Elgeeeennn?

Ralph I thought i e wrote wid an acsend, but jeez you got me beat

you guys must really be bored outthere..........
and weathers fixin' to git real NASTY NOW! yucckkkk!