What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Chicago ..

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I thought you guys would enjoy this. It comes from our friends at NASA. I don't know if JF actually said this not but... read on!

> This is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Chicago ..
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> If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Chicago.
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> If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistanc and they don't work there, you live in Chicago.
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> If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Chicago .
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> If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Chicago.
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> If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of I-80 for the weekend, you live in Chicago.
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> If you measure distance in hours, you live in Chicago
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> If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Chicago.
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> If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Chicago ..
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> If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Chicago.
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> If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Chicago.
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> If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in Chicago.
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> If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Chicago ..
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> If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Chicago.
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> If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Chicago.
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> If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Chicago ..
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> If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Chicago friends & others, you live or have lived
in Chicago

Of course this can apply to any city north of I-80....

[jeffko]

Northern boys don't need him around any'how